Recession Tip 19 - Laughter is Cheap Entertainment

Earthlings, listen up... there is one common force in the universe. No matter what planet, what galaxy, what species, there is a cosmic power that transcends any species, whether Earthlings, Zorgs, Borga, Martians (yes, there is life on Mars but it is in cities beneath the surface), or Dorkz.

That cosmic power is laughter. And laughter is free. Nobody can charge you for laughter, unless you go to comedy clubs or the ever-increasing ticket price-mongering movie theaters.

The IRS can't tax you for laughter... well not yet. At the rate American Earthlings are going with their $9 trillion federal debt, we expect their government to consider taxing American Earthlings for laughter to pay off the budget.

Laughter is good medicine. Doctors and scientists across Planet Earth have proven laughing your humanoid ass off is healthy. It even helps you flatten your abs, which will make you more attractive to other Earthlings, enabling you to get more of the best free entertainment - SEX. More sex is

exercise, which keeps you keep in better shape, which enables you to be even more attractive and get more sex... The point is laughter will keep you healthy and keeping healthy saves you money during recession.

When you see bills pile up, laugh. Laugh at your troubles, laugh at your cares. When prices rise at the gas pump, laugh. When the bank sticks a foreclosure sign in front of your home, laugh. When your credit card company raises the interest rate to 30%, laugh. There's nothing you can do about it. Life is hills and valleys and craters.

If you are an American Earthling, and your Didiot government spends more money on wars than on helping the people, laugh. Crying won't help. It is not as funny. It doesn't help you get into shape. If you are not in shape, you might end up having less sex, which is not good. It's a downward spiral.

Laugh, laugh, laugh. If the recession has made you un-laughable, then you must make yourself laugh.

If you can't make yourself laugh, have your mate tickle you. Watch a funny comedy starring a laughable actor such as Jim Carey. We do not know of any Earthlings on this planet that have not laughed at Liar Liar or Ace Ventura.

Have laugh parties with your neighbors. If you don't have a mate, then you could have a singles laugh party, and if you are funny enough, you might find an Earthling mate to laugh in bed with after making mad passionate sex.

If all fails and you can't make yourself laugh because you are a miserable, self-pity Earthling, then the last thing you can do is to say out loud to yourself: HA! HA! HA!

We are not kidding, just saying 'HA! HA! HA!' allows your humanoid tummy to move and makes your body believe you are happy. Your body feeling happy will trigger happy thoughts in your brain. Say "Ha! Ha! Ha!" to get you going until you do think of something funny to laugh.

Laughing reduces stress and saves money. And by saving money, you'll end up laughing all the way to the bank by depositing more of the money you save.

If you don't think these recession tips are funny, then you're an alien. Earthling, you better laugh your ass off or we'll send you to Iraq. I bet you're laughing now!