UFO Recession Tip 4 - Drink Tap Water, Didiot
Unless you've been living under a ROCK... Wait, we aliens live under rocks... you've heard that your American city-flavored tap water is just as healthy to drink as bottled water. Save money and drink tap water! Now! Today! You are free to filter it if you must.
Stop wasting your money on useless plastic bottles which only destroy your planet's delicate ecosystem. Do you think plastic bottles are a status symbol? Plastic bottles are a DIDIOT SYMBOL.
We, UFO Recession Aliens, convinced your city of SAN FRANCISCO in your state of California to BAN ALL PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES. Read the news!
This is not just for the recession / depression, but for EVER! Stop filling up your landfills and ruining your planet with plastic bottles. We command you now! Sorry if you think we are rude.
Plastic bottles are destroying your planet! From the gasoline wasted transporting them across your land, to the pollution caused by the big trucks carrying them, to the mountains of empty plastic bottles in your landfills.
If you buy one more plastic bottle of water, we will know you are a DIDIOT.
Clatu Verada Nicto
Posted by: Klaatu | February 17, 2008 at 08:24 AM
Better yet... make tea!
Posted by: timothy | February 17, 2008 at 08:20 AM
My city -flavored water is JUST FINE. I don't need to carry an Evian bottle around the gym to look cool!
Posted by: Sandy | February 17, 2008 at 08:18 AM