UFO Recession Tip 41 - Play in Park for Free

Head to a park for cheap, fun and healthy human family entertainment. There is nothing like fresh air and exercise to tire the little ones out and make them smile. There is so much to do there. We were quite surprised the parks were not more full of humans.
Parks are FREE!! Yes, we could not believe it either. There are swings and slides. Our favorite is monkey bars.

Here’s a great, cheap park entertainment schedule:
1. Make sure the sun is brightly shining. Cost = $0.0
2. Bring water bottles with you. Cost = $0.0 (See Tip 4 Drink Tap Water, Didiot)
3. Make sure you have water in the water bottles. Cost = $0.0
4. Bring munchies, apples, banana, whatever with you. Cost - $5.00
5. Bring a blanket. Cost = $0.0
6. Bring your walking shoes. Cost =$0.0
7. Bring a soccer ball. Cost = $0.0 (if you already have one.) If you don’t have a soccer ball, go to a park where Latinos go. They will have a soccer ball and they might let you play too. 

8. Bring a sun umbrella. Cost = $0.0
9. Bring music Cost = $0.0
10. Bring your pet. Dogs only. Cats do not work. Our Dinkey is neither so she was fine.
Total Cost: $5 for fruit. Experience is priceless.

Earthlings, parks are fun. You can meet new people. Some parks have basketball courts and tennis courts. You can even cook on the FREE GRILLS provided, which will keep down you utility bills at your domicile. You can even fly a kite at the park.
Ride your bike to the park. We find it silly willy when we see Earthlings drive their SUVs to the park.
Plan a 'park date.' Instead of going parking, go to the park. You will save money, enjoy fresh air and maybe get a tan. You date will think you are very romantic!
Warning, Earthlings! If already have a mate, please do not try to have sex in the park. We found out the hard way that this is not acceptable on Planet Earth.