UFO Recession Tip 16b: Be a Brown-Noser (Part 3)
Brown Nosing Tip #21: Help your boss UNWIND. Find out what he/she likes to drink and give them a bottle of it. Bosses are stressed out during recession. They drink more. Every time they a drink, subconsciously they'll think of you. Don't get them a glass with your picture on it. That will give away your brown-nosing tactics.
Brown Nosing Tip #22: COACH the boss's kid. If you are good, this will never fail you. Make sure you are good at coaching the sport. It is preferable that you can demonstrate it in the company leagues or in the office. One of our Earthling friends discovered his boss's kid loved soccer. He brought a soccer ball to the office, and casually mentioned he could only
work until 10:00 that particular night because he had an indoor soccer game at 11. He began juggling the ball like Beckham. When the boss mentioned his kid played soccer, our friend offered to coach the kid after work for free. He told the boss he loves teaching kids the game.
Brown Nosing Tip #23:
Have your boss play in your BAND If you have a rock band on the side,
make your boss is one of the band members. If they suck, mute them
during the shows. Everyone dreams of being a rock star, so this will
make you rock in his eyes. Don't forget to bring a few groupies if
appropriate.
TO BE CONTINUED...
(NOTE: Please send us your brown nosing tips if you've been a
successful brown-noser. Make sure you
send us your affidavit with two
witness signatures that will personally vouch for your ability to brown
nose. If the Brown Nosing Tip has already been suggested in this blog,
don't bother.)
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