UFO Recession Tip 34 - Sleep Naked

Why do Earthlings sleep in clothes every night? Even if your pj's are from Victoria Secret, what is the point? We aliens do not wear clothing to cover our beautiful bodies when on our beautiful home planet.

Save money by sleeping naked. If you are naked or nude, you can keep your temperature on your thermostat higher in the summer. This will enable you to save energy and save money.

We heard through the tabloid press that David Beckham and Victoria Beckham sleep naked. Well, that is good enough for us. If they sleep naked, then everyone else should. 

Sleeping naked is natural for your body as well. But that is not the best reason. Yes, you probably guessed it. Sleeping naked allows you to have more sex with your mate, guaranteed. When we conducted our own studies (these studies were not paid for by Victoria Secret), we found out we had more sex when we slept naked than when we wore our

pajamas. Try it for yourself.

Sleeping naked also saves money because you will be washing fewer clothes, such as pajamas. This saves money because you no longer need to purchase pjs. You can even make money by selling yours on eBay. You will use less water and less energy so your utilities will be lower. 

Imagine how much water and energy the planet Earth would save if all humans slept naked. The animals do it. What makes you humans so special?

Warning, Earthlings. We discovered it is against the law to go to work naked, even for us aliens. We do not understand what all the fuss is about, but I guess we have to follow Earthling laws while we are here.

Sleep naked, save money. Save water and energy and be green like us.